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  Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
        From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
        Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
        There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
                  I just discovered Letterman-dot-com!"
I don't phone,
don't send faxes,
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday They drag me away?
      I'm happily addicted to the Web!

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